Posted by: marulez January 10, 2006
Time Pass Jokes
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Ladka Bola: >kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate >kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate >bahana gham ka hota,hum unke ghar to aate >Ladki Boli: >Bewakoof,yeh bolna bhi paap hoga >Bewakoof yeh bolna bhi paap hoga >kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga >Wah Wah > >Ladki Boli: >Chandani chaand se hoti hai;sitaron se nahi, >Chandani chaand se hoti hai;sitaron se nahi, >Mohabbat ek se hoti hai,hazzaron se nahi >Ladka bola: >Chandani agar chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga >Chandani agar chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, >Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazzaron ka kya hoga > Wah Wah > >Voh sadak ke us paar thi >Hum sadak ke is paar the >Kuch hum aage badhe; Kuch voh aage badhi >Hum kuch aur aage badhe >Voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi >Hum aur aage badhe >Voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi >Ab hum sadak ke us paar hein, >Aur voh sadak ke is paar hein > > >Aapne mere man se khela, >Aapne mere tan se khela, >Aapne mere dhan se khela, >Well Played!Well Played! > Well Played!! > > >Maine tumhare yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya, >Magar tum itne bewafa nikle ki nahake chal diye?! > >Woh chham chham kar ke aayee >Aur chham chham kar ke calee gayee >Main sindoor ka dabba lekar khada raha >Woh Rakhee bandh kar chalee gayee. > >Door se dekha to kuch dikha nahin >Door se dekha to kuch dikha nahin, >Paas jake dekha to kuch tha hi nahi! > >Door se dekha to paathaar dikh raha tha >Door se dekha to paathaar dikh raha tha, >Paas jake dekha to suchmuch paathaar hi tha! > >Door se dekha to pani baras raha tha >Door se sekha to pani baras raha tha >Paas gaya to bheeg gaya! > >Door se dekha to sher tha >Door se dekha to sher tha >Is liye paas gaya hi nahin! > >Wah! Wah!
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