To my beloved actor(guess who): Oh beloved, oh sweet nectar of my fantasies, oh king of my dreams, oh merman of the deepest oceans, not a day goes by that I have not thought of you planting your love seed in my castle. My eyes are permanently affixed to that beatific silhoutte you seem to perennially cast like a cherub--like a cherub making his earthly rounds. My heart has been torn asunder since that fateful day you graced my tv screen. How that raven hair undulates hither and thither like the waves in a pristine ocean; how that manly bosom heaves titillatingly with every breath you take; how you amble sensuously across my tv screen; how the world seems to come to a complete halt with every sweet utterance you make! Fear not, this is not an infatuation, for infatuation was all I knew 'fore you made your presence known. I yearn for you to take me in a clear night sky --with stars glistening above us--to a scenic landscape and lay me down on a grassy meadow overlooked by verdant tumuli. I yearn for you to put me to sleep with soporific lullabies, I am sure you have perfected for me! I yearn for you to hold me tight and share some of your poetry with me. Oh how livid I become when you frisk and frollick with women you barely even know, unbeknownst to you how enamored they are by your charm. That deep,guttural voice can seduce even the most cold-hearted damsel. So please, my love, do not leave me in distress. My walls are emblazoned with your montage. Tell me, are these all in vain, or will you learn to love me like I love you? Signed, lil roh