Here is a small funda which I hope u will like and enjoy. Ek Aadmi ne thoda romantic hoke apni wife ko khat likha - "Is mahine salary nahin milee, isliye salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hoon". Wife ne jawab diya Aap ki salary ke badle 100 kiss miley, hisaab bhej rahi hoon - Doodh wala 2 kiss mein maan gaya, Teacher ko 7 deni padi. Subjiwala 7 mein nahin mana is liye 9 deni padi. Kiranewala sirf kiss se nahin mana -usko aur kuch bhi diya. Makaan malik to roj 6 -7 ley jata hai. Aap chinta mat karna, mere paas abhi lagbhag 35 aur bachaa hai. Mahina aaraam se kat jayega .hahhahaha.