Sardar: I haven't slept all nite in the train. Friend: why? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: why did'nt u exchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth.. Sardar tells a girl "Come to my house at nite, nobody will be there............. Girl goes at night & really nobody was there. A sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form, he had gone to DELHI for filling up. U know why? Form says " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ". A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss. Do u know what the business was? He opened a Saloon in Punjab!. A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop her!