I used to be avid listener of this great epic with innumerable twisted tales of disbelief. Dada_Giri, It would have been twice as good, if you broke down each of your stories to different threads. Know what i mean? On a slightly different note, I wonder if these tales were made into movies, they'd put harry putter and LOTR into shame. Of course, we'd need to convince some hollywood pundits first.