Posted by: wateva December 13, 2005
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Start Another Course called: "How to deal with Bitches?" (special request from Oys.... so he gets the first credit for free, $1000 for the other 2 credits) This course is basically an attitude adjustment course. Everyone has way to deal with things and this will help you find out yours. Are you the crying kind? Are you the kind that gets violent when mad? Are you the quiet sulking kind? Then this is the course that would help you find the inner you. I will outline the course as well as give you a brief on why it is so important. Lets think like a man for a second, shall we? According to most of them, 90% (maybe 95) of the women suffer from bitchiness syndrome and they quite aptly relate that to PMS. Now this idea is a good one and I believe all women should strongly use it. But who needs this How to deal class? The following: - all the manly men - all the men who think they are manly men - all the men who wanna be manly men - all females who are not bitches - all females who wanna be bitches but failed The course outline is as follows: 1. What is PMS? (Post, Pre, Present or Perennial?) 2. How to suck it up. 3. Crying is really OK. 4. Men can cry too! 5. Learn the I's - Interesting or Ignoring. (when to use what!) 6. Deal. 7. Will have tests, quizzes and exams where the students will be subjected to bitchiest of the bitches. Their performance and improvments shall be noted. All the applicants are subjected to an additional fee for the tests. I am not liable for any emotional or mental damage caused to them by the exams, tests, quizzes or the class itself.
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