Start a course on "How to be a Bitch?". I believe I could... whooo hooo all the credit of the idea goes to some idiot with the word sahila in his name. I am butchering the poor idiots name but oh well.... Guess what people, I am back! Yes, yes... haven't been this bored since a long time but today I am in the mood to write some crap as well... so lets start with this course idea... I can make a rough outline and give a general idea about the admission, dinero and all that stuff. So what is the most important thing to be a Bitch you ask? Boobs ofcourse... so you would have to have boobies to enroll into my course (only exception would be sahila dude, all the gay guys out there and some openminded freaks who are willing to adjust attitudes!). Secondly, all the applicants will be pre-screened by a panel of bitches to see if they have what it takes. Thirdly, money ofcourse because it is going to be a 3 credit course with $500/credit. All applicants can bring husbands, boyfriends, girlfriends or anyone else for practising. Their homeworks might create some tension in the home front but that is normal. If you want to master the art, home is the only place where you can succeed. Some exception and smart ones might be able to master the art without affecting their home front and those will be the ones receiving an A in the course. Now for an outline: 1. Bitchiness for dummies (This is an aptitude test that will decide which level of the course you are suitable for. Level 101, 201, 301 or advance 400 and above levels) 2 How to be an effective bitch. 3. Why not? 4. Its an attitude not a lifestyle. 5. Tests, quizzes, Homeworks and one final exams. All the applicants scoring low for #1 are going to have to do Bitchiness100 in order to qualify for 101 and above levels.