You know u are nepali when ... - When you tell your parents you got 98%, and they ask you what happened to the other two percent. - You always wait for any new cloth to come to their 80% off sale price. - You make tea in a saucepan. - You say u drink coffee to ur fren; but in the morning u drink tea. - You or ur mom never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it. - You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes. - Your mom has a sewing machine at home. - Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesn't talk to her for years - You call an older person you've never met before "uncle". - You hide most of the things that goes in ur life from ur parents - Your mother does almost everything for you if you are male. - You do all the housework and cooking if you are female. - Your relatives alone could populate a small city. - Everyone is a family friend. - Everyone always called you for help on homework; and let them cheat in exam; but u get really mad when ur frens(black, white) dont let u copy their work. - You are to study law, medicine or engineering at university. - You were thick so you studied computer science or business instead. - You know no one who has studied music. - You went to a university as far away from home as possible; you still came back home to live with your parents after you had finished. - You like the meat well done. - You eat onions with everything; and mix tomatoes in all of ur vegetables. - You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup. - You fight over who pays the dinner bill. - You say you hate Indian films/songs but secretly watch/hear them - You avoid public places when with a member of the opposite sex, especially if there is an acquaintance within a 250 miles radius. - You always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on". - You secure your baggage with a rope. - You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all twenty-five members of your family who have come to pick you up. - You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage which is just 80 lbs. overweight. - You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of the royal family. - You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school. - You are ALWAYS taking off and putting on your shoes wherever you go - When you were little you always wondered why your English friends waited until after breakfast to brush their teeth when you did it first thing in the morning - To your English friends, oil is used purely for cooking and not as a grooming aid - Your parents have nicknames but only because people they work with just stop when trying to read their names - You have annoying nicknames like Chotu or Chicku; kancha, kanchi - You hav a annnoying middle name like: bahadur, prasad - Your parents call all your friends "chora" (son/daughter) - If u are a only male in ur family, ur mom calls u "chorii"; and if u are only female with no brothers then ur mom calls u "chora" - Your mother measures wealth in gold and diamonds - Your parents drink 3 cups of tea a day - Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids. - At least once a week your mom says, "I want to go to Nepal" - In any conversation with nepali, u compare the proverty; job; and facilities in nepal. Still, in conclusion u talk about how u cant wait to go back next dashain; winter or summer. - No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming over for a visit. - Your parents worry what other people will think if you're not going to be a doctor/ engineer. - You're parent's always say while shopping abroad, It's cheaper in Nepal And at last; you know u are nepali when u start to think that most of these following sentence really apply to u. Add more...