My dear Miss SITARA, I appear to have been rather late with my appointment but wish to correct my misdeeds and reclaim your warmth and good-will for yours truly by sending to you, madam, my most sincere apology. You have, madam, given my poor soul so much grief with the most awkward but perhaps the cleverest of questions - the question of whether yours truly does indeed fit into any of the categories that you most graciously make mention of. May I with heavy heart inform you, madam, that he's not in the least worthy of being included in such regal ranks, and any suggestion of attempts at such a frugal undertaking will be nothing more than an act of misdemeanor on his part. So, unbecoming of a gentleman in fact. He can perhaps be characterised as only an ardent admirer and by extension, a loyal consumer of the arts and the artistes. I hasten to add that he is yet to become an 'informed consumer' as implied in madam's most beautiful epistle. So, he awaits the divine intervention to descend upon him so his ardent wish of becoming an 'enlightened' and 'informed' soul are gleefully fulfilled at last. So, he can still be trusted as 'undangerous'; you have this scribe's full assurance. I remain, Madam, Your always ardent admirer! ------------ It had got to be either Pisces or Cancer. I knew it! :) Take care and hope, your time at the school has not given you much head-in. ******************************************************************* Ashish, Many thanks for your greetings. Pse do accept my big sorry for the delay in replying. The dimaag's radar has not been where it should be, lately. Pukka ho. :) Hope Down Under has so far lived up to your expectations. See you again.