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Filthy French House Producers Fail To Clean Up For Brazil
Hotly tipped Parisian duo Justice confirmed this week that a recent
study suggesting that nine of ten French people hate soap and 1 in 25
never shower is true, and stressed that even though they'll soon be jetting
off to Brazil for a mini DJ tour, they'll be maintaining the rigorous
no washing regime.
"Unluckily, our Brazilian trip falls out just before our annual bath in
the Seine," the pair explained.
"It seems that using soap is bad for health and that's why we use a
blend of ashes, sand and pig grease. It is much better, and girls are
irresistibly attracted by the animalistic scent it exhales," they told
Skrufff
Gaspard and Xavier formed Justice in 2003 after meeting at a party when
Xavier spotted Gaspard spitting beer on a girl's hair, though the pair
stressed they've recently become much better behaved toward the ladies.
"It's been two years that we didn't get out of our flat, so we've
forgotten everything about love, girls and what it feels like to be hooked,"
they revealed.
"So it won't be difficult for us to be convinced that Brazilian girls
are the best lovers, certainly because French girls are awfully
pretentious, and arrogant. But that's why we love them so much."
Justice play Rio de Janeiro @ Dama de Ferro on Friday November 25, and
Sao Paulo @ ampgalaxy, on Saturday November 26. They also perform at
London's Bugged Out the week before (November 19) alongside Riton and
James Holden prot?g? Nathan Fake).