Sajha pani aajkaal Pashupati jastai bha cha..Tirthalu bhanda bainshaluharukai ghwincho badhi. Nothing wrong with this but I prefered to stay quiet when I fully realize that my brain is dysfunctional. It needs serious tune-up. Any cheap Latino mechanic out here?? I could not even grasp the simple fact that 50% of our fellow nepali citizens reside in Terai region. Can anybody please tell me since when did we impose ban on importing condoms in that region?? Whatta Mess!! South part is so overwhelmed with the population growth while people are waiting to have second child in rest of the part of the country. "Pailo school jaala ra dosro pawun bhanya..maoshit lay school kholnay kailey kailey! ", the disgruntled voice complains from the west side. And, have you heard about this guy who has been meditating in 'Char-Koshey-Jhadi' to get the ultimate light ? Ofcourse, it is great news to have second Buddha handy especially in this troubled era. But, authorities are already suspecting. Aba tapasya garda ni Gun liyera basnu parney bho. Hope it fires automatically incase of any trouble like it did in royal massacre but I doubt it does coz I do not understand anything these days. My six year old nephew asked me to bring some Hyaari Potter books home as soon as my immigration status is fixed. I asked him why 'Harry potter'? why not 'Poonte & bayar'? "Those were the long gone days but 'Poonte & beer' would be nice", he toppled my curiosity immediately. He said he wanted to be fancy with hyarri potter book. Everybody wants to be fancy these days. Nepal invites China to be the next member in SAARC coz such invitation looks fancy. Burger king started serving halal food because it looks fancy among muslim community. BTW, I never understood these halal deals. "Swiss cheese can be halal but American chesse!!! naaahh..I don't prefer this to be halal", one of my Pakistani roommate explained when I was in college. According to him, Halal is one of the brand name just like Nike. If it says halal, it is halal. No questions asked. The bullet can be holy and the violence can be justified if it is being fired from halal gun. Being a hindu guy with some signs of dysfunctional brain, I really had hard time understanding that simple halal logic. I am dysfunctional, my guys are gone abroad to restore democarcy and my country is in deep shi***. I weep but I can not go home because once I go, I can not return. The maximun I can do is...just make a crappy google video and globalize my feelling. But, I am happy coz others are helping in my abscence. Some say food and shelter on them. China says..warheads on me.... so is US. Even Sir Elton john goes..gays and lesbians on me. Sometimes, I think I better stay here coz I have insane in the main brian. Red Hot Chilli Pepper rocks man!!!