Blonde Joke :P I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who'sblonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was"CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (theblonde) followed me, the Boss asked her " .....And where doyou think you're going?" She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"