Q: What is the difference between men and puppies? A: Puppies grow up. Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their aces? A: Because they are... Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles? A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever. Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? A: Who cares?????..... Q: What did God say after he created man? A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!. Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ? A: I don't know, I've never seen either. Q: What are the two reasons why men don't mind their own buisness? A: i) no mind ii) no buisness Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? A: Because even then men wouldn't ask for directions. Q: What is the difference between men and pigs? A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink... Q: What maks men chase women they have no intention of marrying? A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving. Q: What do you do with men who think he's God's gift? A: Exchange him!!! Q: Why do men like smart women? A: Opposites attract. ____________ Me no feminist just passing by a female site