Check YOUR virginity? Easy mate. Let me give you a good kick in your friggin 'bollocks'. If you say, 'aiyaaa marey baba', then you've every chance of proving that you are indeed 'like a virgin'. 100% virgin! But if you say, 'ouch what was dat, can I 'aav it more', then 50/50! Maybe less, and that then means, more kicks from my size 7 Combat boot. PS: If my size 7 Combat boot is not good enough, then I might bring my mungro and achaano. Maanchhe laai ni khasi banaamne jamaanaa aayo.. kyarney, kali jug laagekai rachha. Thu thu.... :)