Posted by: * November 16, 2005
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A LOVE LETTER FROM A FAMOUS MATHEMATICIAN TO HIS BELOVED
My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric
lane.There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and
spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart
was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a
deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you
can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love
for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you
into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the
limits from zero to infinity.You are as essential to me as an element
of a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.
My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at
sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would
be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order
derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.
Yours ever loving,
Pythagoras