Birkhe human here my answers to your question: How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities? >Dogs don't use perfumes in their private parts like humans.With our breathtaking Armani luto flavor we already smell good.:)))))))) Dear God, When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story? >I was in heaven.I am in purgatory today it is my transit since I am falling down to your hellish earth.:((((((((what is couch?couch potato????????????? Dear God, Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not one named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! I know every breed cannot have its own model, but it would be easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle! >Your buses are named after us.GREYHOUND.We have plenty of seats.GRrrrrrrrrrrrHoooooohaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Dear God, If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog? >We hear human and their tortured spirits anywhere we go.Hooooooooohaaaaaaaaaaa Dear God, Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-ramps? >Dogs in heaven eat out every day in restaurants.Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Dear God, If we come back as humans, is that good, or bad? BAD VERY VERY BAD HEEEEEEEEEEEE Dear God, More meatballs, less spaghetti, please. Only filet mignon HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA its heaven hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Dear God, When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in? They ask for green card.:((((((((((((((((((((((((((999 Dear God, We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand? >>>>>>>>>>>NOTHING Dear God, Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle across the street! >I SEE DEAD PEOPLE AND ALIENS..............:((((((((((((((( Dear God, Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>airborne express Dear God, Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants because we can't make up our minds what NOT to order? Or is it the carpets thing, again? >>>>>>>>WE HAVE OUR OWN RESTAURANT AT THE BACK Dear God, May I have my testicles back? >>>>>>>>>>>>>YOU ARE REWARDED YOU TESTICLES... lLUTE FROM PURGATORY:(((((((((((((((((((((9