good one.. here is from me.. no offence intended.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once upon a time, a Sardar applied to a Medical College and appeared for the entrance exam. Needless to say he never made it. you know why? Well, these are the answers he gave at the entrance exam: a.. ANTIBODY - against everyone b.. ARTERY - the study of fine paintings c.. BACTERIA - back door to a cafeteria d.. BENIGN - what you be after you be eight e.. BOWEL - letters like a,e,i,o,u f.. CAESARIAN SECTION - a district in Rome g.. CARDIOLOGY - advanced study of poker playing h.. CAT SCAN - searching for lost kitty CHRONIC - neck of a crow i.. COMA - punctuation mark j.. CORTIZONE - area around local courthouse k.. CYST - short for sister l.. DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose m.. DILATE - the late British princess Diana n.. DISLOCATION - in this place o.. DUODENUM - couple in jeans p.. ENEMA - not a friend q.. FALSE LABOR - pretending to work r.. FAECES - nasty countenance s.. GALLBLADDER - bladder in a girl t.. GENES - blue denim u.. GROIN - to mash to a pulp / smile v.. HERNIA - she is close by w.. HYMEN - greeting to several males x.. IMPOTENT - distinguished, well-known y.. LABOR PAIN - hurt at work z.. LACTOSE - person without feet aa.. LIPOSUCTION - a French kiss ab.. LYMPH - walk unsteadily ac.. MENOPAUSE - I no wait ad.. MICROBES - small dressing gowns ae.. OBESITY - city of Obe af.. PACEMAKER - winner of Nobel Peace Prize ag.. PROTEIN - in favour of teens ah.. PULSE - grain PUS - small cat ai.. RED BLOOD COUNT - Dracula aj.. RUPTURE - ecstasy ak.. SECRETION - hiding anything al.. SEMEN - sailors am.. SERUM - sailors drink an.. SUBCUTANEOUS - not cute enough ao.. SUTURE - Gujarati for "what do you want" ap.. TABLET - small table aq.. TUMOR - extra pair ar.. ULTRASOUND - radical noise as.. URINE - opposite of you're out at.. VARICOSE - very close au.. VAS DEFERENS - extremely different av.. VEIN - at what time?