Posted by: Hushpuppy November 11, 2005
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The priest in a small Irish village
loved the cock and ten hens
he kept in the hen house behind the church.
But one Saturday night
the cock went missing!
The priest knew that cock fights happened
in the village so he started to question his parishioners
in church the next morning.
During Mass, he asked the congregation,
"Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen a cock?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't
belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen MY cock?"
All the nuns, three altar boys,
two priests and a goat stood up.