This is hilarious... A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally Typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Reached Date: 16 May 2002 I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. ............................................... Appontment Letter from Amrika Santa Singh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft. A few days later he got this reply:- "Dear Mr. Singh, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks" Santa Singh jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar Khushi hogee ki mujhay Amrika mein Naukri Mil Gayee hai." Everyone was delighted. Santa Singh continued, "Ab main aap sab ko apnaa Appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa, par letter English main hai Isliyen saath-saath Hindi main Translate bhee kartaa jaongaa." " Dear Mr. Singh ----- pyare singh sahab You do not meet ---- aap to miltay hee naheen ho our requirement ---- humko to zaroorat hai Please do not send any furthur correspondence ---- ab letter vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai. No phone call ---- phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee hai shall be entertained ---- bahut khaatir kee jayegi. Thanks ---- aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya"