Guys - here is a quick joke. Husband ho aisa eh- An Ideal Husband! Or is that 'Importance of Being a Husband'. Any Oscar Wilds?? Read on. ********************************************** Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunty Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunty Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunty Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her blouse. Then Aunty Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunty Jane........" At this point Mummy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." ! At the dinner table, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunty Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunty Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her blouse. Then Aunty Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunty Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Navy." *************************************** Oops. :))