there once was a boy who didnt like mondays other days of the week were OK but mondays were such a drag so he went to the jungle and prayed to mother nature hoping against hope to make mondays disappear after 7 days and 7 nights mother nature appeared clad in soft luminescent muslin kindness radiating from every inch of her being "what do you wish for sweet boy" - i dont like mondays, please make them go "are you sure," she asked - i hate mondays as much as i love saturdays and lo, his wish was granted jubilant and excited the young boy returned to face his day to day grind mondays were no more but tuesday now followed sunday and the young boy soon realized that tuesdays were such a bore so he went to the jungle and prayed to mother nature hoping against hope to make tuesdays disappear after 6 days and 6 nights mother nature appeared clad in soft luminescent muslin kindness radiating from every inch of her being "what do you wish for sweet boy" - i dont like tuesdays, please make them go "are you sure," she asked - i hate tuesdays as much as i love saturdays and lo, his wish was granted jubilant and excited the young boy returned to face his day to day grind you can guess what happened next so i will spare you the predictive rest needless to say only saturday and sunday remained and saturday had become the next monday -zS