Posted by: unknown October 14, 2005
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Ole and Sven from International Falls, Minnesota die and wake
up in Hell. The devil stops in to check on them and sees them
dressed in parkas, mittens and bomber hats, warming them
selves around the fire.
The devil asks them "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough
for you?" Ole replies, "Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern
Minnesooota, da land of snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer
a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya know."
The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and
turns up the heat even more. When he returns to the room of
the two guys from Minnesota, the devil finds them in light jackets
and hats, grilling Walleye and drinking beer.
The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject
misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourself." Sven replies,
"Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much varm veather up dere at
da Falls, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's dis nice."
The devil is so absolutely furious that he can hardly see straight.
Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat
because they have been cold all their lives.
The devil decides to turn all the heat off in Hell. The next
morning, the temperature is 40 below zero, icicles are hanging
everywhere, and people are shivering so bad that they are unable
to wail, moan or gnash their teeth.
The devil smiles and heads for the room with Ole and Sven.
He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats,
and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling
and screaming like mad men.
The devil is dumb founded, "I don't understand, when I turn
up the heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still
happy.
What is wrong with you two?" They both look at the devil in
surprise and say, "Vell don't ya know, if Hell iss froze over dat must mean
da Vikings don von da Super Bowl."