Posted by: Peachy September 28, 2005
Dammit :o!
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Redstone, Anytime Sugar. ----------- Wasup Wateva. I loved your "Could I" rantings. :o! Add more. Maoist? Ok anyone has right to think so, since that's the way people know about our country nowadays. Once, when I told I was from Nepal, A dude recalled, OH Yes, the big horrid royal massacre, right? Now about my blonde room-mate. Yeah a stereotypical blonde roommate, Smoking hawt with all the right features, sure she's always a ditz and a klutz, but if you buy her nice stuff you can easily dominate her. Guys would note down the dorm number and the residential Hall she is living in. She had more make-up kits than pencils and notebooks. If asked how she is doing, she will reply in such a way that you don?t have to visit blonde jokes website. :o! She's always out clubbing, being loud or practicing for squad. ROFL. And her day start with " Hey guys, I'm Bethy *twirls blonde hair around*. I'm, like, so cute. Haha, I'd just like to point out that all the hot/blonde/ditzy girls can be studious as well, so watch out . Blonde is not a hair colour, it's a state of mind." Whenever I miss the live humor I was having then, I read jokes such as this one. A lady comes into a local auto parts store & asks for a seven ten cap. We all look at each other and ask, "What's a seven ten cap?" She says, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine is gone and I need a new one." "What kind of a car is it?" they ask. Now I'm thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten, but no, she says that it's a Buick. "Okay, Lady, how big is it?" She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter. "What does it do?" we ask. She says, "I don't know." We ask her to draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 3" in diameter and in the center she writes 710. The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down as she writes it...and they just fall down behind the counter laughing so hard in hysterics. One guy says, "I think you want an oil cap." She says, "Seven Ten cap, oil cap, I don't care what you call it. I just need one, and I don't see what is so funny about it." And, yes, she was a blonde. (If you read "710" upside down, it spells OIL)
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