Gunture's Vacation! Gunture and Ghaite were talking one afternoon when Gunture told Ghaite, "Ya know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm doing something different. The last few years, I took your suggestions as to where to go. Three years ago you said to go to the beach. I went to beach...and DilMaya got pregnant! "Then two years ago, you told me to go campin' in the mountains...and DilMaya got pregnant again. "Last year you suggested I go fishin' and darned if DilMaya didn't get pregnant again!" Ghaite asks Gunture, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?" Gunture says, "This year, I'm takin' DilMaya with me!"