King Gyanendra Is Dead? King Gyanendra's private helicopter once crashed in the middle of rural Terai area. Panic stricken, the Royal Army mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The Helicopter was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm. Royal Army descended upon the smoking hulk but could find no remains of the crew or the King Gyanendra's staff. To their amazement, a lone farmer was plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to surround the man's tractor. "Oye tharu," the senior Army Officer asked, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?" "Yep. Sure did," the man muttered unconcernedly. "Do you realize that is the King of Nepal's Helicopter?" "Yep." "Were there any survivors?" the Officer gasped. "Nope. They's all died straight out," the farmer signed cutting off his tractor motor. "I done buried them all myself. Took most of the morning." "King Gyanendra of Nepal is DEAD ????" The agent gulped in disbelief. "Well," the farmer sighed, obviously wanting to get back to his work. "He kept a-saying he wasn't, but you know what a liar he is."