Posted by: jyaankaaji September 25, 2005
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A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class, "If I sold
my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the
church, would I get into Heaven?" "No!" the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything
neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?" Again the answer was "No!"
"Well", she continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"A five-year-old
boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"