A Very Hungry Blonde! A blonde walks into a library, walks up to the front desk and says to the librarian: "I'll have a cheeseburger, fries and a large coke, please." The librarian is stunned and stares blankly back at the blonde, but the blonde thinks that the elderly librarian must be hard of hearing and repeats her request in a loud voice: "I'LL HAVE A CHEESEBURGER, FRIES AND A LARGE COKE!" "Miss, I'm sorry but this is a library" informs the librarian. "Oh, I'm sorry." whispers the blonde, and continues in a very soft voice: "I'll have a cheeseburger, fries, and a large coke."