The NETA's New Dentures !!! The NETA had just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made. The first Sunday after the surgery, he only speeched for 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he speeched only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday he speeched for 3 hour 45 minutes. When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this way: "The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot. The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures and I couldn't stop talking!"