Why don't we add our own: Netscape woman: Everyone knows she is a better girl (morally) than Internet Explorer (IE), yet everyone wants to boogie with IE. Unix woman: She might not crash on you all the time, but she is so plain you'd rather go out with the wild one (Windows). C++ woman: Might be getting older but boy, she's still got it. Oracle woman: Is in mission to crush all other gfs you thought ever existed. Pop-Up woman: Your ex who is still not over. Even when you brought your gf to confront her (installed the blocker), she has a tendency to pop up some how. Messenger woman: Between smiles & woes, you enjoy your time with her; but later wonder why you spent so much time with her. Sajha woman: You keep telling her she is useless and she hangs around with the no-life boys. But you just can't get over her, ever.