Shaiva, A good effort at writing (reactive) humour, there! But, frankly, you could do better. Since I care about your success, let me freely share what I have learnt: Humour can be best shared and enjoyed when there is no bitterness involved. When you bring toxic emotions to humour, the audience looks the other way and laughs at you and NOT with you. Good luck next time. And hey, thanks for reading this posting, which does NOT mangle your name. oohi ashu