Katrina landed hard, Ophelia barely survived and Rita is giving a shot. Sometime I wonder who is in charge of all these namenclatures .Why does it have to be feminine all the time? Natural calamity is inevitable but hey! let us be fair next time. If you folks have hard time naming it, borrow something from our himalayan Gyandom. A name like 'Hurricane Girija' would best fit into any devastating storm which can symbolize the male attrocity too. Next time, when you blow the outskirts of Iraq, call it operation 'Prachanda', I bet it will cause more damage than we've seen in Nepal for last ten years. Name means everything. All it matters is how you enforce. It can make worse thing better. Have you ever heard LAPD raided entire community in hollywood where prostituition is lurking behind the celebrity fame? You tie your knot..I mean the real knot..and you get seperated when you craive for something extra. Then you pay your partner before you move into next round. No pimps, no hookers. The rate is already fixed. It is called an annulment, a lumsum pay for zillion times of sex during your short stay. See! that is how you make the redlight area green in Hi-Fi neighborhood. You get load of sex, paparrazi, and 24 hrs availability of nice cuban cigar filled with Jamaican weed and..what not!! Even you get tired, you get a month of rehab with 6 hrs of yoga class per week. You get out of it, go preach in troubled ghetto in suberb LA or write a book on how you overcame your hard ordeal. And, ET says, you are a world class diva. BTW, I never understood this diva thing. Somebody told me that you are about to be a diva when a homosexual dress designer wraps you with fine Versaci outfit after examining your every bodypart. God knows what is behind the diva mystery anyway!! I have my own trouble. I am looking for someody who can sponser me to buy a ticket to this Moon ride that NASA is preparing soon after this Katrina garbage is over. Purney ko din pugney gari janu parla, heramna haami ni full moon najikkai bata.......