i juss read this tread.. "top 10 reson why men fail with women".. so i kinda sorta had a feeling to write about WHAT WOMEN SAY ABOUT MEN... well this is juss not one woman's saying its includes every women.. so if u dont like some words or sentences then plzzzz dont be offensive i m not pointing out any one :P.... 1. A good man just doesnt happen. They have to created by us women. A guy is a lump,like a doughnut. So first u gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap they pick up from beer commercial, and then there's my favorite the MALE EGO.. 2. A women need to know one man to know all the men, whereas, a man may know all women and not understand one of them.. 3. If you talk about yourself, he'll think your boring. If you talk about others, he'll think ur a gossip. If you talk about him, he'll think your' re a brilliant conversationalist.. 4. In passing also, we would like to say that the first time Adam had s chance he laid blame on women. 5.Beware of the men who praises women's liberation cuz he is about to quit his job. 6. If it wasnt for women, men would still be hanging from trees. 7.can u imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy and, fat women. 8. there are only two kind of men- the dead and the deadly. 9.If you never wanna see a man again, say I LOVE YOU. i want to marry you. i want to have a children''- they leave skid marks. 10. A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one. 11. i never married because i have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husbands. i have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night. 12. marring a man is like buying something you have been admiring for long time in a shop window. you may love it when you get home, but it doesnt always go with everything else in the house. 13. before marriage a man will lay awake all night thinking about something you said after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it... .............................................. done finally ... fewhhhhhhhhh!!!