If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse ? He is given his last chance to run away. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ LOVE is like a CIGAR It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes... But dont worry - we are chain smokers +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ when i call u; 1 ring means i'm thinking of u; 2 ring means i like u; 3 means i miss u; 4 means .........pick d phone idiot +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence ... Student : WOW ! +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ The human brain is most outstanding thing....... it functions 24hrs 365 days..... it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++