Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! At 25flr:I'm unmarried! At 10flr:I'm Banta not Santa Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first, will come first. Sardar wins 20 Crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 Crore after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 Crores or else return my 20 Rs back.! Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said 'I'm 1 Year elder to you'........... Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you NEXT YEAR. Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why... Sardar says hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10 Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving.. Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why are you writing so slowly? Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 year old son, he can't read very fast. Flash news: A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab. Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more.. A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''. Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing ? He said- I am seeing how I look while sleeping