LAUGH FOR THE DAY - ENJOY I was born intelligent - education ruined me. ............................................................ Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice? .......................................................... If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? .............................................................. Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. ............................................................ How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? ....................................................... Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. ............................................................. One should love animals. They are so tasty. ............................................................ Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. .............................................................. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ........................................................... The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise. ............................................................ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ............................................................ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ............................................................ "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep ............................................................. There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning ......................................................... "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk .............................................................. "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours ............................................................. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ........................................................ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn. ......... ................................................... A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........ it a boring station... --------------------------------------------------------