Height of noise: Two skeleton making lop on a tin roof Height of patriotism: Gandhiji using a Khadi condom. Height of contrast: A man peeing in front of Niagra Falls. Height of revenge: A bastard making holes in the condoms in a condom producing factory. Height of confusion between the two worlds: Saying LOL when u find something funny in real life (ok I made that up) Height of chatting: A fren of mine said he once chatted straight for 18 hrs re (dunno how far that's true) Will post more when I remember.