Two guys met in hell. They started talking. "Well, tell me buddy, how you died." "My friend, I have a sad story. I came back to home one day from office. But I saw from the street in front of my hose that my wife was kissing a guy. And both of them were naked. I went up in rage, gave two good kicks to my wife and started to look for that bastard. I looked everywhere, in the bathroom, in the toilet, in the closet....... I couldn't find him. I had heart attack after that. And what about you?" "You fool, why didn't you open the refrigerator? Both of us could be saved."