as resident regent of this site, let me begin by reassuring all of you that nothing is over until I say it's over. or, until san has his inevitable midlife crisis, sells sajha to sergey brin and his cronies, buys that dreamcar convertible, and drives off into the sunset with some hot blonde half his age! that being said, it has come to my attention through my network of sajha spies (they're everywhere, so mind what you say, and watch your "six"), that there is a certain unnamed agent frequenting this site who we shall call "schleprock". while we have yet to determine any criminal intent on this character's behalf, we have reason to suspect that wherever this personality goes, or--more specifically--whichever sites he or she visits, chaos invariably ensues. again, while no intentional malfeasance is likely, things always seem to fall apart whenever this person is around. call it coincidence, call it bad luck, call it Irritable Bhai/Bhahini Syndrome. call it what you will, as regent, it is incumbent upon me solely to warn all of you, my subjects, to maintain constant vigilance here in sajha. if you notice anything suspicious or unusual, report it immediately to me, c/o san the man with the master plan. in closing, always remember that the center cannot hold, and things do fall apart. seacrest, i mean, sajhakoraja out...