This is the story of Gyane after he is forced out of Nepal by the democratic people of Nepal. He goes to exile in North Korea (as no other country will have him). For kicks Kim Jong-Il decides to have him work as a Vacuum Cleaner sales man in North Korea. This is his story - the aftermath... ============================================================= A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed man (Gyane) carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good morning," said Gyane. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money! I'M BROKE!!!" And she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash and dubious, Gyane wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" He said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder." The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning." Thus Gyane ate horses' shit...