A Really Bad Day There was this guy at a bar, just staring at his drink. He sat like that for about half an hour until a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs the drink from the guy & just drinks it all down. The poor man started crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man! I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand a man crying." "No, it's not that," said the guy. "This is the worst day of my life. First, I over slept & arrived late for work. My boss fired me. When I left the office building for the parking lot, I found out that my car was stolen. The police said that they can't do anything. I then got into a cab to return home but remembered after the driver drove off that I have left my wallet with all my credit cards in the cab." "When I entered my house, I found my wife in bed with the gardener. Very depressed & disheartened, I came to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink all my poison."