Houston, Another Samrat in the making, eh.. Carry on Serge Major. I agree with your comment on 'Brand name Sajha writers' - I know, even Proust would be an easy read than them. So more stories. You might as well bring those ogling dirty old Harries wanting to 'screw their daughter in laws' to your court, so you can teach them a lesson. One parting suggestion: smash their 'dicks' (excuse my French) with a big hammer. Your kitchen knife would be an option, if that fails. How about that? Good, innit? (I once happened to like my being called 'the' Gurkha cockney, mind you! Assuming you don't reside in this part of Belaayat, I thought I dropped a wee foot note, so you are not confused with this strange lingo) Carpe Diem! S Lahure