Posted by: tauke June 28, 2005
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Location: somewhere in Tampa, FL
Boss: Good afternoon boyz. What the hell is wrong with our team?
Conners: Yes Mr. Steinbrenner, we are playing bad and we stunk. Guys can't even hit or pitch.
Cashman: we are not fielding great as well.
Boss: so tell what you think of our roster. Let?s start with Pavano. How is he doing and whose idea was it to get him.
Emslie: That transaction was done from New York.
Levine: He is pitching not bad but how about Jared Wright. It was your and Conners idea to get him and he is not taking us anywhere this year. We don?t know when we going to get back.
Conners: We are still suppose to be playing good with out him
Michael: Our team is not playing what they are capable of.
Boss: So tell me, who we can get and what we need to give up
Levine: A.J Burnett
Conners: are you outta your mind? He ain?t good. He will be heading to DL soon.
Cashman: We need help in outfielder. Mike Cameron or Mark Kostay can help us.
Boss: How about Junior?
Michael: Ken Griffery Jr?
Boss: Yes, you moron. Which Jr else is there
Levine: I don?t think that?s good idea
Cashman: should I inquire about Cameron with Minaya?
Boss: what would they ask for?
Oppenheimer: at least Ching-Meng and Duncan and some cash
Boss: F#%K them. We are not giving away those players. Call A?s and find out.
Newman: can?t we steal Lee from Brewers? Since they won?t be contending and this guy has a big potential to be a great player.
Boss: Cashman, can you also inquire about him? CASH will do the work. And amke no mistake I don?t want other meeting like in this near future. Get rid of Mel and Swindal it?s your job to find replacement. Thansk for coming.