Guys if you ever ended up in VIctoria's Secret shop with your girlfriend or with your wife, here are 10 things, you never say out LOUD in that store. #10 Does this come in children's sizes? #9 No Thanks. Just Sniffing. #8 I'll be in the dressing room going blind. #7 Mom will love this. #6 Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys Logo on it? #5 No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here. #4 Will you model this for me??? #3 Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that! #2 45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!! and the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud in Victoria's secret: #1 The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!! Have fun guys