? Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. ? Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly: She's a lawyer. ? Good: Your son is finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. Ugly: So are you. ? Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. Ugly: You're in them. ? Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a cross-dresser. Ugly: He looks better than you. ? Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter. Bad: She keeps interrupting. Ugly: With corrections. ? Good: Your son is dating someone new. Bad: It's another man. Ugly: He's your best friend. ? Good: Your daughter got a new job. Bad: As a hooker. Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.