The old man was too frail to resist. When the orderly had finished the old man crawled back to his room, reached for the phone and called his son: 'Help me, son! This place (nursing home) is killing me! You've got to get me out of here right away. I'm going to die here.' The son says: ' Hold on dad, only 20 minutes ago, you were saying how much you liked it! Now all of a sudden you've changed your mind. What's been happening?' After explaning the sequence of events that morning the old man says, 'You see son, my problem is, I only get erection (bujhyo hola! Poonte le bujhla?) once a year but fall down three times a day.'