Health warning: Ladies don't read this; and smokers, don't do this. Two old ladies were sitting together on a beach together in Miami, both smoking cigarettes. One of the ladies took out a condom and put it on her cigarette. The other lady looked at her and asked her why on earth she was doing the. The other old lady replied that it was supposed to be a safer way to smoke. The next day the first old lady went to a pharmacy and asked the assistant for a condom. The assistant asked her what colour and she replied that it didn't matter. Then the assistant asked her what size condom she needed and she said, 'I want one that will fit a Camel.'