Another one: A young golfer was about to get married and two days before the happy event, he was hit in the groin really hard by a golf ball. 'Sorry, son,' his doctor told him, 'but your tackle will have to go in a splint.' On the wedding night, his young bride strips off and points at her 'simal kande' breasts. 'Aren't they beautiful?' she asks him, 'and never touched by human hands.' The young man pulled down his underpants and, pointing at the crotc, says, 'that's nothing, mine hasn't even been unpacked.'