Another one: A truck driver came upon a couple making passionate love in the middle of the road. He almost jumped out of his skin with fright. He blew horn, blinked his lights and yet the couple did't miss a stroke! The driver stopped, got out and shouted at them, 'Are you crazy, didn't you hear my horn, see my lights, didn't you know I was coming?' The exited young man said, 'Yes, I knew you were coming! I knew she was coming and I knew I was coming! I also knew you were the only one here with brakes!'