sardarji - do you sell color tvs? salesman - yes we do. sardarji - i'd like to have a red one please. --------- sardarji - how much for that tv? salesman- i'm sorry, i cannot sell it to you. sardarji - why not? salesman - i just can't. it's not for you. sardarji - ok, we'll see. (two days later, without his turban and his hair cut short) sardarji - how much for that tv? salesman - i'm sorry i can't sell it to you. (one week later, with a new hairstyle and his face shaved clean) sardarji - how much for that tv? salesman - i'm sorry i can' t sell it to you. (two weeks later, with his hair dyed blonde) sardarji (with his best american accent) - how much for that tv? salesman - i know its you sir. i cannot sell it to you. sardarji - how did you know it's me? salesman - because that's a microwave.