A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy. ?I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I?m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.? The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver?s seat looking out the window. ?Why aren?t we going anywhere?? asked the girl. ?Well, I should have mentioned this earlier, but I?m actually a cab driver, and the fare back to town is $25.? A woman visiting her doctor?s office suddenly blurts out, ?Doctor, kiss me!? The doctor looks at her and says that it would be against his code of ethics to kiss her. About 20 minutes later the woman shouts again, ?Doctor, please, kiss me just once!? Again he refuses apologetically but says that as a doctor he simply cannot kiss her. Finally another 15 minutes pass, and the exasperated woman pleads with the doctor, ?Doctor, doctor, please kiss me just once!? ?Look,? says the doctor. ?I am sorry. I just can?t kiss you. In fact, I probably shouldn?t even be screwing you.? A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young sailor stopped her. "You have so much to live for," said the sailor. "Look, I?m off to Europe tomorrow and I can stow you away on my ship. I?ll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy." With nothing to lose, the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn. Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection. "What are you doing here?" asked the captain. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to Europe. Plus he?s screwing me." "He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."